What are some funny reasons for being late that begin with the letter U?

Answer 1

• VAN BROKE DOWN
• Very dangerous animal, was on my porch, and I couldn't leave the house
• venereal disease
• Violence.
• Van broke down
• Vet
• Val in Virginia called me and made me wait for 1 and a half hours on the phone
• Victoria's Secret Spring Catalog had just arrived.
• violin lessons
• "Van crashed into my car."
• "Very large woman blocked the doorway of the train."
• Vicious encounter with Vin Diesel.
• Velveeta disaster in Vallejo!
• Very ill.
• Vertigo
• Van crashed into my car.
• Vomited all over my suit, so I had to change.
• Venusians have invaded

• Vet called and said to go get your pet
• Venus exploded
• Very shiny object blinded me
• Vest was too tight and in suffocated me
• Virus on my computer was really bad so i had to fix it
• Viper almost ran a squirrel over so i rescued him
• Vroom noises made me go deaf
• VW wouldn't start
• Valium
• VP and CEO needed my opinion.
• Valiant effort to rescue Vet from extremely Vicious Viper.
• Visit from my mother-in-law.
• Visited the dentist.
• Veered off the road.
• Very hot coffee spilled in my lap.
• Vehicle died
• Vomited
• Valium withdrawal.
• Vulture attack
• Vaccine overdose
• Vacation
• Vacuum exploded
• Valuables stolen
• Vampire girlfriend
• Velociraptor in car
• Verbal abuse from spouse
• Volcano eruption
• Volleyball game
• Volunteering at soup kitchen
• Victim of theft
• Voting took longer than I thought it would
• Vertigo in the glass elevator, had to climb 44 flights.
• Various things that I won't bore you with.
• Very vicious varmint; vanquished valiantly.
• Vacillated about coming.
• Vacation just wouldn't end
• Vicious dog attack.
• Very, very tired.
• Vaccuming your car/house/living room/dog
• Virus, vomiting bug, violent attack by a gang of evil doers, vandals let down tyres on car, Venusians invaded and a flying saucer landed on my lawn...
• Vital wreck on the highway.
• Viagra
• Victory celebration
• Viscount visit
• Veela enraptured me
• Varicose veins violently vagile
• Vagitus from the baby
• Variola
• Vaticinated
• Vatican City in turmoil - had to help
• Venepuncture
• Vines grew across front door

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Answer 3

• unicycle had a flat tire