What are some good atheist jokes?

1. How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.


2. What did the atheist say in the afterlife?

"I'm not here! This place doesn't exist. I don't believe in this place. I'm not burning. Ouch!"


3. How does a Rationalist girl do her hair?

In Big Bangs of course.


4. Why did the atheist cross the road?

He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.