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Knock Knock.
Whos there?
not your grandma. shes dead.

Tell me a joke?

1. How do you kill a blonde? Stick a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool... 2. They always said, "When we get a black president, pigs will fly..." And you know what? THE SWINE FLEW!!! 3. How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and moan... 4. How ma ( Full Answer )

What are funny jokes to tell a girl?

It doesnt matter abt the joke......its the timing u crack it that matters. But also if she likes you she will laugh even more and be sure to laugh at her jokes but not to much

Do you have any jokes that you can tell me?

Some brief humor : . A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: I've ( Full Answer )

What is a good joke to tell?

a farmer and his wife are riding on their horse up a steep hill. the horse stops and doesnt move. the farmer jumps off the horse, and flicks the horse in the face. "thats strike one!" the farmer gets back on the horse and starts up the hill again. after about 2 minutes the horse stops. the farmer ju ( Full Answer )

Can you tell me a good clean joke?

There are three kids. Bean, Harold, and Lizzy. They are on top of a building. From a friend they heard that if they say an animal and jump off the building they'll turn into it, and land safely on the ground. Bean and Harold wonder why they brought Lizzy. She's just plain mean. Bean goes first. LI ( Full Answer )

When is a good time to tell a joke?

Answer . That is a very good quedstion. Whoever asked this must be the smartest person in the world... anyway, a good time to tell a joke is when someone is sad. Tell them a good and funny joke, they'll cheer up in the flip of a dime! . Another good time to tell a joke is when someone is in the ho ( Full Answer )

What are some funny jokes to tell people?

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay the would be called bagels. What do you call someone with three arms, two tongues, and five arms? A Liar!! Ok, here's one: there's a blonde and she has two horses. she calls her friend, and says, "Bob, I can't tell my horses apa ( Full Answer )

How do you tell a yo mama joke?

you say, "Yo mama so ______ that she _____" Example: Yo mama so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everybody.

Jokes to tell a girl?

Im not very sure. I know pick up lines to tell a girl but not jokes.

How do you Tell jokes to girls?

No one can teach you that, you have to practice and see which one is the best way to make someone laugh. In fact, people don't like long jokes, so go for short jokes. Good Luck.

How do you to tell a joke?

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Good joke to tell a girl?

Well, some people think this is lame or good joke, but mostly lame. Hey, I thought that the sun was hot until i saw you!

How can you be humorous and tell jokes?

It's ALL voice inflection and timing. Practice in front of friends you trust completely. Ask for their honest feedback on what you could do better. Don't get upset when they give it to you. Build on it.

How do you tell jokes?

You tell jokes easily! Example: Bob. Do you like seafood? Larry. Yea. Why? Bob. (Opens his mouth while eating something.) Here! See food. Actually, there is a way to tell jokes and be funny. 1. Try to keep a straight face and avoid laughing as you tell the jokes. Cackling the whole ti ( Full Answer )

Could you tell me a joke?

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking along the beach. Suddenly, Justin says, "Aww, Britney, look at the dead birdie." Britney looks up at the sky and says, "Where?!". heres one for you - what do you say to someone who has cheese that isn't theirs? that is nacho cheese!!!!!!!

Good jokes to tell to girls?

Q: What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? A:One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.

How do you tell funny jokes?

1. it's all about delivering the punch line. 2. if no one gets it then be quiet and wait for it - giving them time to laugh almost always works, while trying to explain the joke after saying it, kills it. 3. if you think the person might not get what you're saying, explain the terms you're gon ( Full Answer )

What joke do you tell a girl that you like?

If you want her to know you like her and you are comfortable with letting her know that tell her " Is it hot in here or is it just you?" then feel both her forehead and yours and say " Oh, yeah it's you!" then smile and flee to your friends.. Well... you could always say... Hey you have nice legs.. ( Full Answer )

How can you tell if a boy is joking when he asks you out?

If he's laughing. If it's on the phone and he doesn't answer when you say, "Yes" "No" "Maybe" or just laugh or ask if they're serious, they could be either. It's best if you know the number or one of his close friends, then they can ask.

Tell a funny joke?

1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: Ugh,that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen! The woman walks to therear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next toher: The driver just insulted me! The man says: You go upthere and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey ( Full Answer )

Tell you a great joke?

YO MAMMA.... . yo mamma's so stupid .... she called me to get my phone number.. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange. juice box because it said 'concentrate.'. she put lipstick on her forehead because. she wanted to make up her mind.. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical. order.. ( Full Answer )

Who is someone who tells jokes?

people who tell jokes and laughs it means that they either want to go out with you or they fancy you (so i would watch out for some lucky boy or girl ;) . a comedian

Tell you some good jokes?

Q:How do birds fly in the rain? A:They use their wing-shield wipers. . Q:Why did Sunday beat Monday in a boxing match? A:Because Monday was a WEAK day!(Week) .

Will you tell me a joke?

So this duck walks in a bar and asks "Can I have some grapes?" She bartender says "No, go away." So the duck walks out. The next day, the duck comes back and asks "Can I have some grapes?" The bartender, annoyed now, says "If I didn't have any yesterday, why would I now? Go away." So the ( Full Answer )

Good jokes to tell girls?

Here is a good one: What do you call a girl that talks a lot ofstuff? Chicken stuff!

How do you tell many jokes?

step one: open mouth#. step two:tell joke. step three:close mouth. step four: dont drool. apparently not winning the war against idiocy. genius123456

Tell you a good nun joke?

What is black and white, black and white, black and white, black and blue?. A nun falling down the stairs.

How can you tell a boy is joking with you?

how you can tell if a boy is joking with you he laughs and smiles just as you would do with him. but he could also be sarcastic so watch out for tht.

How do you tell a not joke?

example: this shirt is NNNNNOOOOOOOTTTTT black this shirt is black not watch borat and u will understand lol

Can you tell at least one joke?

Knock, knock?. Who's there?. Ach?. Ach who?. Ha, ha, made you sneeze.. What's your name?. Name.. What's the color of the sky?. Blue.. What's the opposite of down?. Up.. Name blew up.. What's your name?. Name.. What's this? Point to your nose for this joke.. Nose.. What's in my hand?. ( Full Answer )

What are some good blond jokes you could tell some one?

How do you kill a blonde? You put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of the pool. . There's a blonde, a brunet, and a redhead. There all on a island and the only way to get to the other side is to swim there. The brunet goes first, swims 50% of the way, and drowns. Then the redhead goes, she swims 7 ( Full Answer )

What tells jokes?

Originally, all jokes come from people but they are told in many ways including: . straight from the person's mouth . on the internet . in tv shows . in pictures . etc.

He asked you out but what if you cant tell if he is joking?

If he's smirking, or his friends are nearby chuckling, smirking, or laughing etc. Then yes he's probably joking. If he seems very embarrassed or shy with maybe or maybe not a couple friends nearby encouraging him he may be asking you out for real.

What are good jokes to tell people?

Well, I have six of them. What has a head and a tail but no body? A Penny Proud!! How does a polar bear build its home? Igloo's it together! What did the male gun say to the female gun? Were gonna have a BEBE! What do you call a shark in the desert? Lost! Why did the man sleep under the car? He wa ( Full Answer )

What are some funny jokes to tell?

knock knock who is there will you remember me in a hour yes will you remember me in a day yes will you remember me in a week yes knock knock who is there see you already forgot me

What are some good pregnant jokes to tell your friends?

Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving? A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant instead. Q: When is the best time to wean the baby from nursing? A: When you see teeth marks. Q: I'm 2 months pregnant now. When will my baby m ( Full Answer )

What is a good joke to tell a friend?

Here are a few jokes that may amuse your friends... 1. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9! (as in, 7 ate nine. It sounds the same, and your friend should get the joke straight away. 2. Only play the next one on a friend that can take a joke and knows you are only acting: You: Why did the ch ( Full Answer )

How to tell if the jokes i write are funny?

you can know if your jokes are funny maybe by taking a serve or telling them to people and telling them after the joke that u invented the joke and tell them to give u a rating from 1 to 5 :) hope it helped :) -Afro Adri :)

Can you tell me some jokes about Wikianswers.com?

1. Many of the vague questions are the jokes. 2. What if the afterlife is like Wiki.Answers? . You could be subject to Heaven, Hell, both, or neither at any time, and you will be in a limbo state until the system accepts the edits to your eternal destiny. . If you are sentenced to Hell, you ( Full Answer )

What is a funny joke you tell your friends?

2 blond girls walk down a street and find a mirror. the first blond looks in the mirror and says hmmm i recognize her... The 2nd blond takes the mirror and looks in it, she says THATS ME YOU DUMMY!

Can clownfish tell jokes?

No. However, don't try to eat them or even just a clown. They might taste funny.

What are the do's of telling a joke?

The do's of telling a joke are you have to be witty, funny, you have to know how to express your voice in a way to tell a certain joke and you have to have a good memory to remember the jokes. P.S... Hello to all my friends at Northlea!

What is a weird joke to tell your friends?

Pete and Repeat were sitting on a tree pete fell down and who was left on the tree? . ...repeat... then you keep saying it 'till they get it... .

What is your view about joke-telling and practical jokes?

Joke 1 You: Will you remember me in a year?(yes) You: Will you remember me in one thousand years?(yes) You: Will you remember me forever? (of course!) You: Knock knock, (who's there?) You: So you will remember me forever but not right now! ------------------------------------------ Jo ( Full Answer )

Tell me a joke about trees?

What do you call an apple tree, orange tree, pear tree, and banana tree that allows a kid to take as much as he wants? Four Giving Trees. A bad joke, though. xD

What will you do if someone tells you a PATHETIC joke?

If you can give a fake laugh then do that, as long as it doesn't make the person suspicious! If you can smile an artificial smile (before laughing), that is even better! Just don't let the person be suspicious.

When do children start telling jokes?

When children are between the ages of 4 and 5 their sense of humor is really developing and for those who are around individuals who like to tell funny stories and jokes they will pick that up quickly and that will become part of their personality.