What are some regular jokes?

why did the chicken cross the road?... to get to the other side why did the elephant cross the road?... it was the chickens day off why did the hedgehog cross the road?...he was stuck to the elephants foot a man walked into a bar... he said ouch!
your mum is so fat when she falls down the stairs it sound like eastenders has started!
an English man an Irish man and a scotts man walk into a bar, the barman said "is this some kind of joke"
your mums so fat she fell over and broke the ricter scale