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Fish: Hey Mr. Whale what's going on?
Whale: Well to be honest I'm kinda depressed
Fish: Aw, I'm sorry to hear that. Have you tried swimming around?
Whale: Yeah I've tried swimming around.
Fish: have you tried eating some plankton?
Whale: yeah I've tried eating some plankton.
Fish: well I guess that's about all a whale can do huh?
Whale: Yep, and none of it helped. I'm still all depressed. And you know what else?
Fish: what's that?
Whale: this is a robbery! Give me your God damn money!
Fish: whoa this took a turn
Whale: I said gimme yo money bitch.
Fish: I don't understand what's going on here.
Whale: I'm not depressed! That was just a rouse. Hell, I don't even know if whales can get depressed.
Fish: alright, alright I don't want any trouble
Whale: you're Damn right you don't want any trouble! I'm a whale! Do you know how big whales are? People use whales as a synonym for God damn gigantic that's how big whales are.
Fish: alright, alright. But uhh, there is something I should tell you. I'm an undercover cop! This is a sting!
Whale: aww man this is crap!
Fish: so how's this gonna go? The easy way? Or the hard way.
Whale: I can't go to jail man. You know what they do to whales in jail? Nothing because whales are God damn humongous but it's still an Inconvience.
Fish: well maybe we could work something out. Off the record.
Whale: I would appreciate that. I've got tickets to Phantom of the Opera tomorrow.
Fish: how about you give me whatever cash you've stolen and we can pretend this never happened.
Whale: that sounds reasonable, except I'm an internal affairs officer investigating corruption!
Fish: well then have I got a surprise for you! I'm not really a cop. I'm a fry cook at steak and shake.
Whale: I'll be honest I don't fully understand where that leaves us.
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if it is depressed and has bobs
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Disappointed Depressed
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sad dad
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T. Radziszewicz has written: 'The influence of word affect and distractor type on the recognition of words by non-depressed and depressed students'
What is a homophone for wail?
Whale is a homophone for wail. Both words sound the same but have different meanings and spellings.
Is blue whale a compound word?
No. They are two separate words.
What is the adjective of depressed?
depressed
What is the English translation of the Samoan words orka?
Killer Whale I think
