Preparation H-most likely cause is hemmoroids
Sit on the other side.
dont sit on it all day and do some frickingexcersise
See a doctor
It depends what you did before it started hurting there's medicine you can buy
probably something that has to do with the vitiams and meniarls in it
why is my back hurting real bad
T o make it stop hurting.
Closest I could find is this: Bill make(s) remarks like: When does the Hurting stop or Make the Hurting stop.The Terrible Thunderlizardshttp://www.angelfire.com/tv2/doctari/ttl.htm
Bludgeon your self
If your trying to sleep then sleep side ways it helps me.
To get your stomach to stop hurting eat a bland diet and drink some Sprite or Ginger Ale.
some food which is like chewing gum or jelly
Freeze a wooden spoon and put it on there while lathering with vinegar