When you work hard at your job everyday while the other employees sit around talking about stupid crap in their lives. It's when your boss tells you about your 20% pay cut. Then he gets a bonus. You get screwed with the 20% pay cut only to be layed off due to executive mismanagement. When you go to kill the people who are responsible for this only to find out you can't afford the ammo. Your knives are all dull. Your stock of black powder and threaded pipe is depleted. Your best suicide rope has been eaten through by rats. They won't let you in the nuthouse cause you don't "qualify". You find a lump in your nutsack. Get the idea?
It means you're out of shorts to wear.
Yes.
It means he likes your but.
No. Just because they are called shorts doesn't mean they make you shorter.
If you are talking about two in one running shorts I am going to assume you mean the kind of running shorts that have the built in underwear. The best two in one shorts are the Nike Tempo and the Under Armour running shorts.
Answer Could me a few things. Could mean that he really likes the way they fit you, or it could mean that he'd like to explore your short shorts futher.
A skort (if that's what you mean) is a skirt with shorts attached to them.
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She might wear (if she wears any in Forks) low ankle shorts. By that I mean shorts that don't go past her ankles since she is so conservative and shy. So I don't see her wearing short-shorts or something. Maybe she'd wear Bermuda shorts (shorts that come to your thighs) if it was hot weather since she wore really short shorts in the movie when visiting her mother.
If you mean Under Armour compression shorts, the advantages are that the shorts keep the muscles warm, reducing muscle strain and fatigue. They also help distribute sweat, avoiding chaffing and rashes. Other companies also make compression shorts.
There have been signs that more men are wearing shorter shorts. Not short shorts, but I mean shorts that go like 2 or 3 inches above the knee, so maybe. After all they can't get anymore longer without having to be called pants.
raising the hem shorts, dresses, pants, jackets, u get what i mean!!!!reow