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What does a man do on two legs a women does sitting down and a dog do on three legs?
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∙ 14y ago
really, urinate
Answer:
Above is the obvious answer. However the humorous answer has always been "Shake hands."Others in this "Get your mind out of the gutter" series are:
1. What does a woman do sitting down, that a dog does on three legs, and a man does standing up? (Shake hands / paw)
2. What is a four letter word, ending with "k," that means intercourse? (Talk)
3. What is so long, and so hard, and sticks so far out of a man's pajamas in the morning, that he could hang a hat upon it ? (His head)
4. What does a cow have four of, that a woman only has two of ? (Legs)
5. What is long, hard, and tubular and filled with "sea-men ?" (Submarine)
6. What is heard almost every day that rhymes with "duck" and begins with "F ?" (Firetruck)
7. What does a dog do that a man steps into ? (Pants)
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What does a man do standing up a dog do on three legs and a woman do sitting down?
According to Bennie Hill, shake hands.
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It is tacky to cross your legs when sitting down at a wedding. It is also tacky at a funeral because of the body language it shows.
What does a man do standing a lady does sitting and a dog does on three legs?
Shake hands.
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either the person is bored or excited about something
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No famous ones, anyway.
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some people can't help it. I also find myself doing that when I'm sitting down.
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monkey
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