It means "I will dance" in Spanish.
I promise...
"Te lo doy" translates to "I give it to you" in English.
"Te lo pido" translates to "I'm asking you for it" in Spanish. It is a phrase used to make a request or ask for something from someone.
Translation: You eat it up
It means, "...or I send it to you."
Te lo mereces > you deserve it.
major bellaca
"No te lo comas" is Spanish for "Do not eat it".
It means, "If I know you, I don't remember it."
You want to be the goal on saturday
Well, I'd tell it to you, but I can't.
It means, "Are you gonna come, or do I send it to you?"