"No te lo comas" is Spanish for "Do not eat it".
Te lo mereces > you deserve it.
I promise...
"I think I'll.."
It means either of the following: I give/I'm giving it to you.
"Ahora te lo mando" means "I'll send it to you now" in Spanish.
"No te lo puedo decir" means "I can't tell you" in Spanish.
"Te lo doy" means "I give (it) to you" in English. "Te lo pido" means "I request or ask of you". Can also be used to say "I beg of you" or "I urge you".
It means "I will dance" in Spanish.
It means, "...or I send it to you."
Translation: You eat it up
lo que pidas se te va a cumplir = what you ask for will happen (your wish will be fulfilled).
This means: How much I love and adore you.