"I think I'll.."
Te lo mereces > you deserve it.
"No te lo comas" is Spanish for "Do not eat it".
I promise...
"Ahora te lo mando" means "I'll send it to you now" in Spanish.
It means either of the following: I give/I'm giving it to you.
"No te lo puedo decir" means "I can't tell you" in Spanish.
"Te lo doy" means "I give (it) to you" in English. "Te lo pido" means "I request or ask of you". Can also be used to say "I beg of you" or "I urge you".
Translation: You eat it up
It means, "...or I send it to you."
It means "I will dance" in Spanish.
lo que pidas se te va a cumplir = what you ask for will happen (your wish will be fulfilled).
This means: How much I love and adore you.