the celery will die
the celery take in the water
poops the vinegar
It melts
nothing happens
Jade is not soluble in vinegar.
I would imagine that it often neutralises the pH of the vinegar
When you put vinegar in a naked egg the shell will decrease its shell then turning into a smelly egg
It esplodes
it bubles and it explodes
it puts it off.
that's fine just put something else
it absorbs vinegar more quickly and much more efficiently.