poops the vinegar
It will pop bubbles
Talc sinks. Baking soda effervesces. Please be more specific.
It melts
The talc sticks on your alien. but it also smoothens it. you can wash the talc off tho as you just run it under the tape. (the aliens are waterproof the water will drip off in 10 secs). beware do not put the alien goo in water.
nothing happens
Jade is not soluble in vinegar.
the celery will die
I would imagine that it often neutralises the pH of the vinegar
When you put vinegar in a naked egg the shell will decrease its shell then turning into a smelly egg
It esplodes
it bubles and it explodes
it puts it off.
hopefully it will bend, it works with chickens.