The bleach is burning, hurry and wash him under running water, then mix some apple cider vinegar , 1 cup to a gallon , and pour over and don't rinse. If no vinegar make strong tea, cool it and pour that on him. He will almost certainly try to bite. Be careful.
diluted bleach
The most simple answer is: The cat will most likely become poisoned from licking the bleach off its fur. If a lot of bleach is spilled on the cat, it will cause painful chemical burns on the skin, and will cause untold damage if any got in the cat's eyes, ears or nose. If bleach has been spilled on a cat, you must take it to a vet immediately.
If a ferret twitches? As in a seizure? - It could be a sign of a serious illness or disease
it will taste awesome
I do not think anythinng happens.
If you spill drinks on a laptop....THE LAPTOP DOES NOT WORK.
Bleach is still ongoing.
nothing, be sure
Of course not. Here are the reasons: 1. It is dangerous. you could cut the ferret. And it's just plain dangerous. 2. A ferret needs its fur for warmth. 3. Your ferret would be miserable without fur. So just don't. Okay? Good.
it will die so dont
With a cloth. Immediately. Then wipe up the entire affected area with a wet or damp cloth until you are certain the bleach is gone.
it burns