What is a duck joke?

Answer 1

The Duck waked up to the lemonade stand, and he said to the man that was running that stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?"

And the man said, with a cheerful smile on his face, "No. We just sell lemonade. Its nice, fresh, and its all home made. Can I get you a glass?"

And the duck said, "I'll pass." Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle,

'Till the very next day.

Where the duck once again walked to the lemonade stand, and he said to the man that was running that stand. "Hey! Got any grapes?"

The man was confused and gave the duck a strange look, and then said, "No. Like I said before we only sell lemonade. How 'bout you give it a try?"

And the duck said, "Goodbye," And then he waddled away, waddle waddle, and then he waddled away, waddle, waddle, waddle.

'Till the very next day.

Where the duck once again walked to the lemonade stand, and he said to the man that was running that stand. "Hey! Got any grapes?"

And the man frowned, getting sick of this duck, he said, "Look this is getting old. I mean, lemonade is all we ever sold. How 'bout you give it a go?"

And the duck said, "How 'bout no?" And then he waddled away, waddle waddle, and then he waddled away, waddle, waddle, waddle. And then he waddled away. Waddle waddle.

'Till the very next day.

Where the duck once again walked to the lemonade stand, and he said to the man that was running that stand. "Hey! Got any grapes?"

And the man said with a frustrated tone, "That's it duck, if you come here again, I'm going to glue you to a tree where your going to be all day stuck. So don't get too close!" The man said with a threatening stare.

And the duck said, "Adios." And then he waddled away, waddle waddle, and then he waddled away, waddle, waddle, waddle.

'Till the very next day.

The man was mad, no not very glad.

His teeth showing, his anger glowing.

The duck approached the lemonade stand.

and he said, "Hey! Got any glue?"

The man was about to shout, expecting a different question, but then he comprehended what the duck said and replied, "What?"

"Got any glue?"

"No! Why would I have..." Then the man said, realizing his mistake, "Oh."

So the duck got into the man's face,

At a frightening pace and said, "Got any grapes?"

The man frowned for a bit, but started to smile, he started to laugh, he laughed for a while. He said, "C'mon Duck! Let's walk to the store, I'll buy you some grapes, so you don't have to ask any more."

So they walk to the store,

The man buys him some grapes,

The duck simply takes one,

Tastes it and says, "Nah, no thanks."

"But you know what sounds good?" He asked the man. "It would make my day. Do you think this store? Do you think this store? Do you think this store..."

The man scratched his head, "Why are you repeating that sentence."

The duck responded. "To add drama."

"Drama? Why? Can you just say what you wish to say?"

"Sure! Do you think this store? Has any lemonade?" The man then rolled his eyes and face palmed.

And then the duck waddled away. Waddle waddle....

Till the very next story.

Answer 2

What are two ducks and a cow called? The answer is quackers and milk.