Anyone found here at night well be found here in the morning. S&M
Whats funnier than a bullet deep in a bird's behind. NOTHING!
Do you feel lucky, skunk?!
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem ...
In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself". That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife.
At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband. As the two begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. The man, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?". The man answered, "Not that well ... when I fired the pistol my wife shat on my face, bit 3 inches off my tallywacker and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"
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-There is nothing funny about guns-
-They are a valuable survival tool-
They both get fired.
"I'm not sure how to drive this thing, but you can shoot the gun if you want."(Joke refers to 'tank' meaning a tracked military vehicle as well as an aquarium. That they are living out of water and can reach the controls seems a little fishy.)---Another answer to the same riddle, in the same vein:"You man the guns. I'll drive."
Joke Teller: Knock-knock! Joke Receiver: Who's there? Joke Teller: Interrupting cow. Joke Receiver: Interrupting c-- Joke Teller: Moo!!!! :]
the answer of the joke
If this is a joke, it's a milkshake. If this is not a joke, it will be a joke - a nervous cow.
Actually a BB gun is an air gun. But an air gun also includes pellet guns and rifles. BB guns are the bottom end of the air gun family. Pellet guns are more accurate than BB guns and they usually cost more.
All guns use gun powder except Air guns and Air rifles
guns guns guns
Airsoft guns are not firearms and are not affected by gun regulations.
Long gun or hand gun
gunpowder can be used for guns and fireworks
guns that kill you with bullets
guns
The gun salute was standardized in 1841 to include 21 guns, 3 shots per gun.
Depends on where you are located, and a license to do WHAT with guns? we get questions from several nations and all 50 US states, and laws vary place to place. There are permits to BUY a gun, to possess a gun, to carry a gun, to carry a gun concealed, to collect guns, to sell guns, and to make guns. If you can be more specific, so can we. Sorry-
hand gun, long gun.
In most cases it will be a BB gun. But Pellet guns exceed both the BB and the airsoft guns. Pellet guns can attain speeds over 1200 FPS.