What is a joke virus?
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A virus is an obligate intracellular parasitic acellularmicroorganism, consisting of protein coat and nucleic acid DNA orRNA and may be enveloped or not. It is a particle that is notdefined as being alive, that goes inside you and attacks yourcells, and inserts their DNA into your cell, so that your… cellmakes more of the virus instead of making more of itself. If you mean in computers, its when malicious code is running inyour computer and doing damage. Just like a biological virus,computer viruses alter existing code and produce more copies ofitself. But it is just computer code and not anything that isalive. If you have this, you should run antivirus software or gethelp from a computer professional. ( Full Answer )
You can get a virus by going on websites that contain avirus. But you would not know when the virus is in your desktops it can multiply depends what kind of virus is it when the computer slows down or something else, have a scan made by your computer when it is found delete or clean the virus.
"Funny" is an adjective that can only be defined to a noun by opinion. It would be wrong to say that there is a "funny" joke that appeals to all - as different people have different perspectives of "funny". What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh . My dog has no nose. How does he sme…ll? Awful . Two fish are swimming and they crash into a solid cement wall. One turns to the other and says " dam "! ( Full Answer )
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" Th…e operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "Okay, now what?" ( Full Answer )
Yup. In the general sense of the term "virus" (any malware that can be installed on a computer), there are some kinds of malware, usually called downloaders, which can actually download more malware to your computer, like fake antivirus software and programs that can steal information like passwor…ds and even banking information. ( Full Answer )
A joke is a statement, question, or story used with the intent ofmaking someone laugh. Joke means to tell someone about a humorous conversation, orincident or a fictitious narration or a funny anecdote that isusually amusing and results in a refreshing laughter that is mostlyenjoyable unless a perso…n upon whom the joke was cracked feels gothurt and becomes somewhat serious for a while A JOKE IS WHAT MAKESYOU LAUGH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA DATS DUMB OMG ( Full Answer )
All viruses thrive on killing cells, and the only common pointof functions of all viruses is killing protists, fungi, bacteria oreven other viruses. . A virus injects it's own DNA or RNA into a living cell, trickingthe cell to start replicating the virus. After some time, the cellbecomes bloated wi…th the newly created viruses, and bursts. Now thenew viruses continue the process. A computer virus? Well, it can get in all you documents and files and prevent you from going on anything in your computer. Then you'll have to get it fixed and it's quite expensive. so it's best if you've got that thing where it tells you if something is dodgy or not, or do a McAfee scan or something. :) ( Full Answer )
I have more liar jokes than anyone in the world! (he said) --------------- "I am the biggest liar in the world", said Pat. "No, you're not," said Mick, "I am!" "Prove it, then," says Pat Mick says, "Last week I swam UP Niagara falls!" "I know," says Pat, "I saw you." --- Newsman: "Mr…. Mayor, why is it that your opponent in the election says such terrible things about you, while you only say what a good job he's done on the city council?" Mayor: "Maybe we are both lying." --- Girl to guy: "You are such a terrible liar. You said you owned a Rolls-Royce and a Jaguar, and I've never seen either one." Guy: "I keep them parked at my estate in France." Girl: "You don't own an estate in France. I've never heard of you flying to Europe." Guy: "I use my private plane." Girl: "You don't have a private plane. There's none registered in your name." Guy: "That's because I use a fictitious name for tax purposes." IRS agent: "Is that so? We've heard enough. Come with us!" Guy to girl: "Wait! Tell them I was making all that up!" Girl: "Don't worry. I'll tell your chauffeur to have your pilot call your lawyer." --- Guy to Girl: "You're looking for a pet? I'll sell you my dog for $10. He's in the back." Girl goes in back, says "Hi, Doggie! I'm thinking of buying you." Dog: "Oh, man. I knew he'd do this." Girl: "Wow! You can talk?" Dog: "Yeah, I've been living here since I left the CIA. I helped them overthrow two governments and stole secret information from the KGB." Girl goes back in front: "I can't believe you'd sell that dog for just $10." Guy: "Are you kidding? He never worked for the CIA. He's lying." --- ( Full Answer )
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You tell jokes easily! Example: Bob. Do you like seafood? Larry. Yea. Why? Bob. (Opens his mouth while eating something.) Here! See food. Actually, there is a way to tell jokes and be funny. 1. Try to keep a straight face and avoid laughing as you tell the jokes. Cackling the whole ti…me you or a stage partner tell jokes is very distracting. 2. Know your material. Try to tell the events in story jokes in the correct order. You don't want to have to give details after you give the punch line. Likewise, if you want to go professional or participate at a comedy club, then you need to remember entire routines and the best order for the jokes. 3. Tell jokes that are funny. Adding a few groaners and brain twisters is okay, but you don't want those to be the bulk of your jokes. If you have to add sound effects, laugh the whole time, or cuss to make them funny, then they really aren't funny. So you'd want to try them on a test audience first, and tweak or remove ones that aren't really funny. 4. Use terminology and content that is understandable by your audience. You can use medical terms if your audience is doctors and other healthcare workers, but you would not use such terms when joking among children or common people. 5. Try to avoid cliched jokes if possible. Once an audience has heard so many "man walked in a bar" jokes, they are really not interested in hearing too many more unless they are very good. 6. Practice a lot. Don't turn down any chance to be at a comedy club or other place if you are serious as a comedian. 7. Know your audience and what offends them. You would not get up and tell anti-gay jokes to a gay audience, and most certainly not after a televised gay suicide or gay-bashing incident. You would not tell "yo mamma" jokes to someone who just lost their mother. You would not tell jokes that bash particular professions to people of that profession, unless you are one too and that is what your audience likes. While joking in ways that sound threatening is never really good, it should be particularly avoided at airports, on planes, and inside government buildings. That could get you arrested or detained, and you might miss a flight or have to do business another day. Jokes about 9/11 or other major disasters are in poor taste, and even more so when the audience is survivors or family members of those who died in such tragedies. Joking about yourself may be bad if you implicate yourself in illegal or objectionable things, even if hypothetical, since that can make you a target for investigation or vigilante actions. ( Full Answer )
When people say "yo mama's so fat" or "yo mama's so stupid" or something, they are usually used for fun, however sometimes people use them for insults. For example: Yo mama's so stupid, she got run over by a parked car!" You can also say things like Yo mama's so:. Wierd. Stupid. Black or White [i…f youre racist]. Fat. Thin. Ugly. Etc. ( Full Answer )
once there was a man how makes his life by farming and growing and selling chattels he along the line lost every thing he has and left with only 4 goats and they were the only source of income at that time,unfortunately a flood brock out and all the goats had affected by the flood they were terribly… sick, he start thinking about ways in which he can save the goat from death and finally as he was so religious he decided that the only option he has is just to pray, the first night he woke up in the mid night and beg so hard to save them but he lost one of them,the next day he did the same and again he lost the second, finally he had change his mind thinking that praying isn't a solution he thought it is an exit visa, so he chose to slip but the goat as it was so sick it keeps yelling the very furious man lifted his head and said "shut up i! unless i will pray and let u die" ( Full Answer )
I'll just give you a guess here. I would be willing to bet that jokes are prehistoric and nearly as old as language. There's no way to know who was the first.. I would propose that just as soon as there was anything to speak respectfully or reverently about, there was also some wise guy who dared t…o crack a joke about it. As soon as there was anything serious to say, there was also a smart alec who turned it upside down. And most of all, as soon as people could speak of fear, there was also a jokester who understood that one way of dealing with fear is laughter.. As a matter of fact, you can turn fear into humor even without speech--by gesture, imitation, parody, etc. I'll bet cavemen were hooking two index fingers beside their teeth in imitation of deadly fangs and laughing about sabertooth tigers before they had a word for fear. ( Full Answer )
Joking means to tell jokes, kid around with someone, or say things that make others laugh.
i wont say you never said to say the answer it only said answer it but didnt say to write with letters boo
Jokes exist to make people laugh. Jokes also exist to make smile onyour face also to make you happy whenever you are tense.
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A joke is something that people can relate to but find it funny. IT probably isn't funny if it was you that it happened to . But sometimes a joke is mocking people in other countries or counties that you are not friendly with. for example: Ireland V France. The Irish could make jokes about France …or visa versa. ALSO if it has anything to do with manuele its jokes ( Full Answer )
Viruses are found all the time on the internet, but if you have a powerful anti-virus like Norton 360 then it will scan the internet page and say it displays nosecure items and you click no. to not display the nonsecure items on page. Check out http://devterch.com/blog/61/how-computer-viruses-are…-spread/ ( Full Answer )
Signs of being infected with virus on computer: slow performance unable to launch programs etc. The best course of action is to have the infection removed as soon as possible.
In Act I Scene 5 (the party scene) he plays the jolly host and makes jokes about accidentally stepping on girls' feet when they have corns.
a virus includes a script which overwrites your computers needed files. This can be your operating system, a startup file (e.g: a hive file) or many more sutem files.
It is somethig to make people laugh. for example what can you open but can't close?
the average human normally gets jokes from a life memory. for example, i once saw a dead rat on the road so i could write a joke about it. like what did the old man want for his hunting trip? he wanted a hat tail. so hat rimes with rat. the joke is that beavers have tails like a hat top and he is go…ing hunting. ^^What. The. F*CK?! ( Full Answer )
What did the satalite say to the Spaceman? n00btard, Got wood? _____ Two satelllites walked into a bar... okay it's hard to find jokes with satellites in them but here are a couple: Star light, star bright First star I see tonight I wish I may, I wish I might. It's just a satellite … Copernicus' parents: "Copernicus, young man, when are you going to come to terms with the fact that the world does not revolve around you?" Jupiter came down to Earth one day and decided to help these two criminals to rob a bank. Anyway, to make a long story short, they got caught and the three of them found themselves in court. The judge sentenced the two earthlings to fifteen years, and Jupiter was a bit shocked when he was sentenced to ten years. "But your honour" said Jupiter, "I didn't even take part in the robbery!" "Yes" said the judge. "But you helped them â¦ Planet!". The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble photograph of distant galaxies colliding. Of course, astronomers have had pictures of colliding galaxies for quite some time now, but with the vastly improved resolution provided by the Hubble Space Telescope, you can actually see lawyers rushing to the sceneâ¦ ( Full Answer )
No, of course. Jokes are not riddles! A joke is something you tell, like a line or a story. A riddle is something you ask someone that they have to figure out the answer. While riddles can be jokes (not always), and some jokes are in the form of riddles, they are often not one in the same. Many p…eople think of humorous stories when they hear the word joke. Riddles are often told or asked as humor, but not always. Riddles can also be puzzles or mind teasers rather than jokes. Funny riddles are one type of joke, but humor is much more than just riddles. ( Full Answer )
If your computer effected by virus and if u don't of have any data in OS installed drive then just format it and then immediately install updated Anti- virus and scan whole computer without opening any drive.... then definitely it'll works ...
A joke with a very shady punchline. A good example is the fact that you categorized this in "Human and Animal Interaction".
To make people laugh if he or her is sad or to cheer him or her up.
Here's an example: Hitler: I'm going to kill all the Jews and one clown! Random bystander: Why one clown? Hitler: See? Nobody cares about the Jews. It's like a joke that is funny but sad.
Some are not too harmful, but most can really do some damage to your PC.
No the word joking is not a noun. It is the present participle ofthe verb to joke.
Oddly enough it is not. It is a forum for conservatives to spread their take on the world. It seems to be information filtered through the glasses of conservatism. Much like Fox News vs MSNBC (conservative politics vs liberal politics) it is merely a website boasting a standpoint. While I would not …use their articles as unbiased report, I would use them as informative and an insight into how today's conservative culture is seeing the world around them. ** But I do know that the more liberal one is in their world view the more of a joke it will seem, and vice versa.** . Also, note that the site generally is Conservative from a religious and social standpoint, not a political one (though, the distinction can be hard to make). That is, the site concentrates on social and religious conservatism, not economic or political (theory) conservatism. ( Full Answer )
One night a guy with his girlfriend comes back to his house. They creep in the front door and close it.. He leans to her ear and says, We'll have to be quiet because I live with my little brother and he is asleep.. So they creep into the bedroom and he shows her one slight inconvenience... That he a…nd his little brother both sleep on a bunk bed and that he sleeps on the top bunk. So the guy and his girlfriend climb up onto the top bunk as quietly and as slowly as possible so they don't wake the little boy up. After some time the girl and the lad start to become a little adventurous and things start heating up. He leans over and whispers to her.. "Say tomato if you want to me to do it harder and lettuce if you want me to do it faster." So after a period of time the girl starts to moan. "Lettuce... Tomato... Lettuce... Lettuce... Tomato! Lettuce! Tomato! LETTUCE LETTUCE! TOMATO! LETTUCE TOMATO!" The little boy shouts up to the top bunk. "Will you two stop making sandwiches up there!? You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!" ( Full Answer )
Puns (they are never called "pun jokes") are jokes based on the ambiguity of two similar sounding words or phrases, or between different meanings of the same word. "It's no wonder I'm bald, when I just saw Mein Herr walk out the door." is a pun on the German word "Herr" and the English word "hair". …Riddles are often pun based. "Where do money soldiers go? To their quarters." is a pun on "quarters" (25 cent pieces) and "quarters" (soldiers' barracks). Puns are often off-colour, when one of the meanings of the word is innocent and the other naughty. Such puns are called double entendres. E.g., a girl in a dress is walking through the school library, when she looks down and there is a boy lying on the ground with the last volume of the Encyclopedia of Astronomy. "What are you doing down there?" she asks. "I'm looking up Uranus." ( Full Answer )
Your Mom is so old, her school textbooks said the moon was made of cheese.
It's a prank that was pulled on every at DA on April fool's Day, they all got there icons changed to mudkips.
you say to MAKE a joke when you invent one but you say "do" when itis someone else's joke. Actually, nobody ever says "to do a joke" unless they have onlyvery recently started learning English.
Being a comedian is definitely a talent. As a comedian is talented in telling jokes.
JOKE: why should you never tell a secret in a field of corn? PUNCH LINE: Because there are lots of ears!
yea Santas not real its just your mum and dad in the middle of the night while your sleeping putting presents under the tree
The Bible only condemns "filthy jesting," not all jokes. If you dig closely, there is humor in the Bible.
Just as it were any other joke. However, you should do so with sensitivity and tact. Here are some guidelines: 1. Avoid jokes that attack homosexuals, whether as a group or as individuals. Jokes promoting hatred, violence, bullying, or death are never appropriate. 2. Keep "sick" humor out of i…t. That includes avoiding topics such as anal sex and fecal matter. 3. Direct name-calling is not appropriate. Mentions of name-calling by others in a demonstrative sort of way or self-deprecating humor may sometimes be appropriate when used wisely. 4. Try not to trivialize gay marriage or gay families. 5. Try to avoid stereotypes and insensitive comments. There are too many gay jokes involving fecal matter and poking things into the anus. There are too many false comparisons of gayness with Nazism, pedophilia, rape, and bestiality. Gayness is not the same as cross-dressing. Saying that gay persons can't be raped or that they particularly enjoy being in prison is just offensive and untrue. 6. Try to avoid defaming others or making wild speculations when joking. You might not like a certain pop singer or music group, but unless they have openly declared themselves as gay, jokes and innuendos suggesting that they are gay should be avoided. ( Full Answer )
A joke (noun) is a story that makes you laugh. Joking is talking in a manner that is not serious.
Q: What is the past tense for trip? A: The past tense for the physical type of trip is TRIPPED. The past tense for the vacation or school type of trip is WENT ON A TRIP.
People often joke about things that are uncomfortable to discuss. Most people who have not been to prison don't know what it is like being locked up, and most don't want to go there and find out. They often lack sympathy for the people in there, so they may joke about prison rape, when that is actua…lly a serious problem. Sometimes homophobia or anger at the incarcerated fuels the prison rape jokes. ( Full Answer )
well..the jokes could very, but if there's different reasons why jokes could be considered funny because well, SARCASM would be one reason and well i would agree, there are some pretty retarted jokes around, but eh... if they truly make you laugh, they would be considered funny. While MOST MOST MO…ST jokes are "funny" eh some are, i guess, actually funny. because well... i guess they just are so ya. ( Full Answer )
funny jokes are all about the laughter taking the mickey out of an animal or an human or even just a simple object jokes can be a great thing as long as their funny jokes have been going around for years and years and only the oldest and sometimes newest ones can be the funniest.
a virus has a corrupted program or file which when enters your computer will cause damage
A dog joke and a bee joke is as written bellow: What do you getwhen you cross a race dog with a bumble bee? A Greyhound Buzz.