What is boomism?

Answer 1

Studies show that people who have a Boomer on Board decal on their cars have more sex, make more money, are better looking and are happier with all aspects of their lives than people who don't have the decal.

Put one (or more) on your car(s) and see an instant end to "Can I have the keys"? Your kids would sooner chew off their own feet than be seen in your car now.