The best way would be to call a penalty and then freeze the puck under the ice.
stick a sock in it
Get her consent first.
Scoot on your butt around the house. One cheek then the other as if your butt is walking. That is the best way to get a firm and shapely behind.
No. The best we can do is prepare for them.
In pre-revolutionary New England and into the Revolutionary War, some pork cuts (not those highly valued, or "high on the hog," like loin and ham) were packed into casks or barrels (also known as "butts") for storage and shipment. The way the hog shoulder was cut in the Boston area became known in other regions as "Boston Butt." This name stuck and today, "Boston Butt" is called that almost everywhere in the US,… except in Boston. This answer comes from the experts at the National Pork Board. George W. Royal Smoked "Boston Butt" expert Chef
the best way to stretch while having sex, is to have your butt in the air while making out with your man.
The best way is to move away
In pre-revolutionary New England and into the Revolutionary War, some pork cuts (not those highly valued, or "high on the hog," like loin and ham) were packed into casks or barrels (also known as "butts") for storage and shipment. The way the hog shoulder was cut in the Boston area became known in other regions as "Boston Butt." This name stuck and today, "Boston Butt" is called that almost everywhere in the US,… except in Boston. This answer comes from the experts at the National Pork Board.
Take a cab
getting a penis up your butt
your butt :)