What is the most famous computer virusas?

Answer 1

Famous Computer Viruses

• CLINTON VIRUS -- Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
• VIAGRA VIRUS -- Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
• LEWINSKY VIRUS -- Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then E-Mails everyone about what it did.
• Ronald Reagan VIRUS -- Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
• MIKE TYSON VIRUS -- Quits after two bytes.
• OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS -- Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.
• DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS -- Deletes all old files.
• Ellen DeGeneres VIRUS -- Disks can no longer be inserted.
• DISNEY VIRUS -- Everything in your computer goes Goofy .
• PROZAC VIRUS -- Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
• JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS -- Only attacks minor files.
• Arnold Schwarzenegger VIRUS -- Terminates some files, leaves, but IT VILL BE BAAAAACK.
• LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS -- Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.