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What is Philemon's joke?
232 AD, this guy named Philemon discovered a joke that he laughed so hard at he died. From his notes we know the joke involved a lawyer and a goose. Recently, a man in the Philippines uncovered the joke. He did not think it was funny, but when he told it to his friend, the friend laughed so hard that eventually he started to cry, collapse, and die. The joke was: Q: What can a goose do that a duck cannot do and a lawyer should do? A: Stick his bill up his butt.
What was Philemon's funniest joke that had to do with a goose and a lawyer?
What can a goose do, a duck can't and a lawyer should? Stick his bill up his butt. Another answer is this: "Philemon's joke doesn't translate from Greek to English (and across the centuries) very well. It's sort of a combination of you-had-to-be-there and nothing." -Bart King in an email.
How can you be a good lawyer?
By learning your craft and being a good person. My favorite joke is a lawyer joke: The problem with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don't think they're funny and everyone else thinks they're not jokes.
What can a goose do that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?
Stick his bill up his butt.
Why do lawyer have a sheepskin for a degree?
There is no such things as a lawyer having a sheepskin for a degree. When someone says this, they are just making a joke.
Would there be any traveling involved for a lawyer?
if you were a lawyer would you have to travel
If a client forwards an email from his lawyer to a business partner who is not involved in the litigation?
If a client forwards an e-mail from his lawyer to a business partner, who is not involved in the litigation,
Do you need a criminal lawyer for misdemeanor B?
How much would a criminal lawyer charge to have the case ACD? What is involved?
How do you sort out finances when your husband leaves you?
* The best thing to do is see a lawyer and your husband's lawyer and your lawyer will decide who gets what and if any children are involved who they will live with or if there will be joint custody.
What job did Abraham Lincoln have before he got involved in congress?
lawyer
How do you get paternity test while in prison?
You probably need to have your lawyer get involved.
How many years of study are involved with being a lawyer?
5 years
