Stick his bill up his butt.
Why is a duck?......Because you are pissing me off.
The duck billed platypus.
One duck joke is: Q: What time does a duck wake up? A: At the quack of dawn!
Wild wood ducks which are Actually part of the geese family so are not ducks but look, walk, act and make the same sound as ducks
The duck wanted to be a baker so he could make a beautiful birthday cake.
No because a goose is not a duck
Duck duck means germs and goose means pee
If an infant plays too much 'Duck Duck Goose', then it will become an addiction. And if you have an infant addicted to 'Duck Duck Goose', you have a serious problem. A 'Duck Duck Goose' addiction can lead to serious problems later in life. For example, one might think one is a goose, and might try to fly, and we all know where that ends up.
A Goose...
He was named Donald Duck for a reason. He is a duck, not a goose.
What can a goose do, a duck can't and a lawyer should? Stick his bill up his butt. Another answer is this: "Philemon's joke doesn't translate from Greek to English (and across the centuries) very well. It's sort of a combination of you-had-to-be-there and nothing." -Bart King in an email.
duck duck goose
A duck .
Gus Goose.
I grew up in Minnesota. In my mind, the two games are completely different (and Grey Duck is a LOT more fun than Goose) and should be able to coexist peacefully. In Duck Duck Goose, the goose is the obvious odd one out. It sounds different, it looks different, it feels different to say. In Duck Duck Grey Duck, a rule is added: every duck has an adjective (eg. blue duck, green duck, spotted duck, orange duck, yellow duck, grey duck). This adds elements of creativity and stealth to the game.
I think the duck did
play duck duck goose