Don't wear any underwear.
Wear underwear fit to your body or not bunched in any areas. You don't need to get a wedgie while running or working out! All you need are regular underwear.
Well, Sonic (The Hedgehog, I presume) doesn't even wear pants or underwear... So, no?
A bouncing wedgie is where someone is bounced repeatedly by their suspended underwear.
When someone gives the victim a wedgie but twist's the underwear as they Pull up.
a monster wedgie is a wedgie that puts so much tention on the underwear it rips IT HURTS LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Once you feel them touch you underwear, run.
A wedgie is the act of someone pulling anotherÕs person underwear up by the waist band while they are still wearing the underwear. An all around the world wedgie means two people give one victim a wedgie with both people pulling up in the front and back of underwear.
A hanging wedgie is a wedgie in which the receiver is hung by their underwear, in order for it to be an "Authentic" hanging wedgie, the receiver's feet must not be able to touch the ground.
Cows wear underwear because there were minority issues during the great depression.
This is called "calzón chino", which translates exactly as "chinese underwear", perhaps a reference to the (racially offensive) stereotype that Chinese men wear inappropriately small and tight underwear.
I suggest trying strechy underwear, but if you can find any, just pull as hard as you can until the fabric of the underwear goes over your head. Or you could ask a friend or find a wedgie buddy.