Well, you wouldn't be able to go to the bathroom and the food in ur body would build up and kill you, so be thankful you have a butt!
Yup, your digestive output would overflow you body and i don't know, maybe rot your body to death, possibly.
you would start bleeding and you would die.
your butt would stink
You would not have a butt and you would not be able to sit properly
That cannot happen as faeces would act as lubricant
Well, nothing would happen to you. But you would be a cannibal. And that is not a good thing.
If someone pees on your but nothing would happen. Your butt gets soaked only.
why would disobey chuck norris? he is not cool. you would get your butt kicked if you saw him!
Your butt will stink and smell like pee your butt will get wet duhhh
Yes you can but it is unlikely to happen
Bad move. Better take it to a vet.
Most probably they get a sore butt and nothing else.
fts happen when gas builds up in you butt and when you relax it's all let out.