you would not be able to hear
The surgeon scratches the undersurface of the eardrum, stimulating the skin to heal and the eardrum to close
It would be just like it is, the same things would happen with or without seismologists. (just as it would with or without any other humans)
Without the Internet, The World would tremble. Political Uprise would happen and many other things can happen.
there would be no wind!
Yes, you can have this symptom of over-exposure to noise without eardrum damage. Tinnitus can also develop as a result of other factors other than noise exposure.
we would all die!
Yep, and it would be painful.
The food would be stuck in your esophagus
It would likely separate.
it will dry up Photosynthesis would not be able to happen.
Without enzymes your body would process more slowly.
Without yeast, dough would not rise or bake properly.