Chuck Norris never turned 70 (exception made on his 70th birthday that happened on March 10).
Chuck Norris is 70 years old (as of February 8, 2011).
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Chuck Norris would Norris more Norris than any Norris-chucking fool in THIS universe could even DARE to imagine.
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