June 28
every day
kick day
How do you know when to kick a midget in the balls? When hes standing next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice
Step 1 You capture from the wild with ur net. Step 2 Drug midget so he becomes incapacitated. Step 3 Put midgets head on kicking tee. Step 4 Run and buy steel capped boots from lowes (by this stage the midget should be regaining feeling in his head. Step 5 Put boots on your feet. Step 6 Polish boots Step 7 Take appropriate run-up (I find that a 15 step run-up is most efficient.) Step 8 Run towards Midgets Head Step 9 Kick Midget (Aim for the temple, many people think that the forehead is the best spot to kick the midget, this is incorrect midgets have a weaker temple to most humans similar to the temple of a goblin or ork) Step 10 Watch midget fly through air and hit a wall Step 11 Begin process again This is mu favourite way to kick a midget. i hiope it helps you. P.S. Don't forget to set up a video camera and post it on youtube.com under the title: "And I Used to Ask How to Kick a Midget."
The address of the National Midget Auto Racing Hall Of Fame Inc is: Po Box 747, Sun Prairie, WI 53590-0747
Kick Day
Try checking out the NMFL website. National Midget Football League.
I believe it was a red mg midget
You would call a short man a "Midget" or a "Dwarf".
Nothing "turns" you into a midget. It is a matter of genetics- inherited traits.
No, Emily Osment is not a midget.