Where can you find a group of idiots?

Answer 1

Idiots congregate in groups for the express purpose of hiding from others. This is why finding a group of idiots can be challenging. Idiots can be very clever when it comes to hiding in plain sight in some idiot group filled with other idiots. An idiot knows all too well how difficult it can be finding needles in haystacks and so most idiots have reasoned in their own idiotic way that hiding amongst other idiots is like disguising themselves as a needle in a haystack. This makes the wise hunters job all the more difficult when hunting for a group of idiots. Which are the needles and which are the straws of hay? Also, idiots have figured out that they can will themselves to be invisible when nobody else is looking which means when the wise hunter isn't looking, chances are some idiots willing himself to be invisible while congregating with other idiots who in all likelihood are also willing themselves to be invisible only making the hunt for a group of idiots even more difficult.

If you are a hunter searching for idiots, it is easier to find them when they are alone with their thoughts. This is a type of self paralysis for idiots and pouncing on an idiot deep in contemplation is the best way to catch an idiot because deep contemplation runs fairly shallow for idiots and it's easy to spot the idiot in the shallow stream of contemplation. Even though it is a shallow stream of consciousness idiots are horrible swimmers so most likely they are drowning in their own idiotic thoughts and musings and your hunt is far easier than that of finding invisible idiots hiding in a group of other invisible idiots.

If you are a fellow idiot just looking for a group to join it would be best to all ready know how to will yourself invisible when nobody else is looking, but if you haven't mastered this technique there are beginner groups of idiots who can help you. You can try to find announcements of group meetings for idiots in the newspapers and on the internet but keep in mind these announcements are being placed by a bunch of idiots so the information in terms of time, place and agenda may be sparse and difficult to decipher. The best way to find the group for you if you are a fellow idiot is to wander aimlessly through life until you stumble upon a group of idiots just like most idiots do. Good luck in your idiotic endeavors and do not worry as it is certain there is a group of idiots out there just waiting to reveal themselves to you. One more thing, if you are an idiot it is highly recommended you learn to swim. After all, in the land of the drowning the one eyed swimmer is king.