no.
the queen makes them
Queen latifahs makes at least 1 million dollars for her music
$3.00 for a canyon burger.
A lot of websites are offering various coupons to help consumers save some money. But this website http://printable-coupons.blogspot.com/2007/05/dairy-queen-coupons-dq.html seems to have some DQ coupons that you may be looking for to use.
Although you may very easily find a lawyer willing to take your money to try, you will not be successful in suing Dairy Queen for lack of a loop, since they are not contractually obligated to provide a loop. Also, it isn't considered false advertising if they never state in any of their advertising that you are guaranteed a loop on the top of your ice cream. However, as a sidenote, Dairy Queen does have a trademark on their "signature curl."
None. Dairy cows produce milk, not money.
$2.99
I think it's Stephen Colbert. I'd bet money on it. :)
it costs money
so you can buy a new mcdonalds burger
A burger costs $30 US, on that basis they earn roughly £60,000