Dave Muhlenfeld, a senior copywriter at the Martin Agency, wrote the song and lyrics, and also provides the voice of the FreeCreditReport.com guy. Actor/Musician Eric Violette was hired by the Martin Agency to play the role because he had the look they were after, but was told to lip-sync because of his thick French accent and limited English.
They say a man should dress up for the job he wants -
So why am i dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and ice tea!
Should have gone to freeeeeeeee credit report dot com
(background) Yeeehaw! I could have seen this coming at me Like an atom bomb!
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts
So you don't end selling fish to tourists in t-shirts!
They say a man should dress the part - for the job he wants. So why am I dressed like a pirate - in this restaurant? It's all because some hacker - stole my identity. So now I'm in here every evening - serving chowder and iced tea. Should have gone to Free Credit Report.com, I could have seen this coming at me - like an atom bomb. They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts - so you don't end selling fish to tourists in T-shirts.
The "new car" one is:
Well, I was shopping for a new car,
Which one's me?
A cool convertible or an SUV
Too bad I didn't know my credit was wack,
So now I'm driving off the lot in a used subcompact
F-R-E-E, that spells free, credit report dot com baby,
Saw their ad on my TV, thought about goin' but was too lazy
Now instead of lookin' fly I'm rollin' far.
My legs are stickin' to the vinyl and my posse's gettin' laughed at
F-R-E-E, that spells free, credit report dot com baby
The "tourist" one is:
They say a man should always dress for the job he wants,
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker stole my identity,
Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea,
Shoulda gone to free credit report dot com,
I could see this comin' at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts,
So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts
And the "Dreamgirl" one is:
Well, I married my dream girl, I married my dream girl,
But she didn't tell me her credit was bad
So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb,
We're living in the basement at her mom & dad's
Now we can't get a loan for a respectable home
Just because my girl defaulted on her old credit card
If we'd gone to free credit report dot com,
I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog in the yard
I need to know the address of EXPERIAN for a credit report
There were 3 Reports he wrote at the request of Congress and they are his three main proposals for the US economy. They are -- 1. Report on the Public Credit 2. Report on the National Bank 3. Report on Manufactures
The How-To-Geek wrote an excellent review of many free online credit report services. It is part of his article titled "How To Get Your Free Yearly Credit Reports Without Getting Scammed."
Mary Jane Carr
It will show on your credit report where your bank loan was "Charged Off". This means the bank wrote off the money and gave up on collecting it. However they can sell that debt to a collection agency to try and collect it. It will show on your credit report for 7 years.
Yes.
you should have one to summerize what you wrote in your report
Most likely the credit card company wrote off the debt. However it will show on your credit as a write off, and your credit is still negatively affected by this. You did not receive a get out of jail free card.
the year it was wrote and the time it was wrote
He wrote his report because he was sent to British North America to investigate the circumstances which led to the 1937 rebellions of Upper and Lower Canada. After he investigated and found out he wrote it in the report to tell Britain what he had found.
It was written by Chris Rice, he also performs it.
pope paul