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I think I know what you are asking. There are so many 'DIRTY' Mormons you would think they would have taken a shower. I did a internet search and I found some 'DIRTY' Mormon's. They are so 'DIRTY' that you will be surprised to see them on the 'DIRTY' list. So here they are the 'Top 10' 'DIRTIEST' Mormon's:
1. Senator Harry Reid (D) Nevada - Senate Majority Leader. He is a Democrat and you know Democrat's are dirteeee. It's in his smile. 'Wink, wink.' Or eye.
2. Julianne Hough - Dancer and singer. Performed on 'Dancing on the Stars'. I seen a 'DIRTY' spot on her cheek or was it a beauty mark. I forget.
3. Donny & Marie Osmond - Dancers & Singers. Marie danced on 'Dancing with the Stars'. Egads! There was a 'DIRT' spot on her shoe.
4. Stephanie Meyer - author. Author of the 'Twilight' series that was made into a movie. Now that is 'Dirty'. I seen a spot of dirt on one of the vampires in the movie. In his hair! Uggh!
5. Brandon Mull - author. Author of the 'Fablehaven' book series. Now that is 'Dirty'. Can you image writing about fantasy characters living in the woods playing, having fun, going on adventures. Heaven forbid. In 'DIRTY' leaves and trees. He even signed one of my books. Sob, sob, tears!
6. Sharlene Wells - Miss America 1985. She couldn't have been so beautiful to win. Can you imagine a MORMON won! I know there must of been some dirt on the bottom of her shoes. Oh my! What is the world coming too?
7. James Christensen - Artist. Have you seen his paintings of fantasy creatures done on canvas. Yes he did it on canvas. Canvas is used in irrigation to water fruit trees and vegetables. He is a dastardly artist! I bet if you look hard enough you will find a 'DIRTEE' canvas. Oh, the shame of it.
8. David Archuleta - Singer. Placed 2nd on 'American Idol' 2008. He was only 16 years old when he competed on 'American Idol'. Aha, he is a teenager. Teenagers have 'DIRTY', heaven forbid, finger nails. How could he sing with 'Dirty' finger nails. He should have won.
9. Philo T. Farnsworth - Inventor of television.Can you imagine him, a genius, working on the television when he was only 15 years old in 1921. Oh how much of a 'DIRTY' Mormon can he be, he lived on a ranch, riding horses in IDAHO of all places. I know, I seen the TV tubes. Of course, he is the one responsible for all of the 'DIRTY' problems on television.
10. John Heder - Actor. Star of the movie 'Napoleon Dynamite'. How could he star in a movie that was made 'DIRT' cheap ($400,000). It has grossed $46 million plus worldwide. I rest my case.
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