Why did the ghost haunt the king? To be a knight-mare. The joke is kings can make people knights, but a ghost would prefer to be a nightmare.
The ghost haunted the king to be a knight-mare because it's a play on words. "Knight-mare" is a pun on the word "nightmare," implying that the ghost's intention was to give the king bad dreams or haunt him during the night.
It depends on the ghost. Some haunt, while others joke.
Not the funniest joke ever but it is because when you are cold you make the noise "brrr" and a ghost says "boo" so it makes sense that a frozen ghost would say brrr-oooo.
There are a few ghost joke on this site. These are Halloween jokes.
A ghost favorite pie it a joke is a Boo-Berry pie with I-scream.
TO me yes i think spirits and ghosts are real. And i also believe if you have no trust or belief in ghosts then sometimes you wil get haunted. That is my belief and really i have seen a ghost walk out my grandma's door!!!! Not true hahaha joke
The joke where the punch line is boo-vine is what do you call a cow that's a ghost?
To explain this joke, the panda lost his dinner because he was bamboozled, or swindled, out of it. It is a play on the word "bamboo."
well idk!!! but if you look this guy up he will come and haunt you!! NO JOKE!! he will stalk u and then kill u really he will!!
To explain the joke "what do you call a happy frog, answer hoppy" you have to understand puns. Hoppy is enough like happy that it can be substituted.
This cannot be answered. This joke can be answered differently.
What do you get when you cross a cow and a ghost? A BOO-MOO!
"Ramboo" is the answer to this joke.