Why do my farts smell so bad and my fiances farts don't smell at all when we eat the same food as each other all the time?

Answer 1

chicks dont fart <-- must've been a "chick" who wrote that, because that statement is completely **FALSE**. Guess what gang, they peel'm off just like the guys do. The men just take greater pride in their accomplishments than the women folk do.

Here's a webpage just CHOCK full of facts pertaining to that fantastic backside fumage otherwise known as the good old fart:

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

Back to the posted question. It's possible you are a higher anxiety individual, chew gum, gulp more air, drink more carbonated beverages, these all contribute to assblasting. If you're lactose intolerant, and down some lactose containing sustenance, you will be noticed if you launch a salvo. Best to drive with your windows down in that scenario. That webpage I mentioned earlier makes reference to undergarments which take the sting out of butt-fumes. Maybe you should check that out. Personally I think they should put charcoal in couches, sofas and office furniture to absorb any malodorous air which escapes a charged sphincter.