"I am chuck Norris"
No. Chuck Norris is just an average person, without superpowers or great acting abilities.
Chuck Norris es gay :D
Chuck Norris's favorite color is lavender. (Before you say anything about that, remember that Chuck Norris is listening.)
because no-one can beat chuck Norris, not even chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's favorite color is lavender. (Before you say anything about that, remember that Chuck Norris is listening.)
No because Chuck Norris has better things to do.
Chuck Norris can.
Chuck Norris. That's all I would have to say.
That would be Chuy Norris. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
I didn't know why, until I heard of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's favorite color is lavender. (Before you say anything about that, remember that Chuck Norris is listening.)