Will Japan's earthqake affect Kentucky?

Actually they will, i am a weather man and i have been studying these earthquakes and tsunamis. these will not only affect Kentucky they will totally obliterate Kentucky. No man, woman, child, or piece of original recipe fried chicken will exist in Kentucky. therefore if you live in Kentucky flee the country and go to Mexico. The quakes are scheduled to hit Tuesday's March 15 2011 at exactly 11:59.23 AM.