Thank the fates that you have such a problem.
Send penis pics
Sexually attract them so there sperm will go out of control and shoot
You would get on with your life and make some friends.
You should take up exercises that makes your penis grow bigger but if you do them wrong you can really damage your penis.
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Pee is sterile, so all you need to do is make sure your penis is dry after each time you pee. If you are going to have sex you should make sure that your penis has been washed and dried first and if you are not trying to have a baby with your life partner, you should always use a condom.
No, you should all be working together.
if your friends are really your friends they wont laugh
Make friends with whoever you want, you have this freedom! Just find people that you have a good time with.
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you should trim your penis hair when in need, you will know this as it will be when the hair is long and parts of the penis are covered up by the hair, you should really wait until you have sufficient penis hair before you start snipping and trimming various bits. just make sure you are careful and dont leave a deposit of pubis hair behind.
Maybe, but you should get their consent first.