When do turkeys whistle?

Answer 1

Well, according to gobbling rates of November 4, 2008, when Sarah Palin had an interview in front of a slaughterhouse where they were killing a turkey, rates have steadily decreased as the turkey is being killed for enjoyment of our family. But, some turkeys get their average 5 minutes of fame (compared to humans, whose average is 15 minutes) when they get seen on national television get their final "gobble gobble".

Turkeys gobble much less during the "holiday" known well as Thanksgiving. "Why?" you may ask. Well, if you were dead, would you be able to talk? During this day known to many as "Thanksgiving", we thank everyone who has done us great deeds and services.

That's what HUMANS see it as!

The turkey sees it as its Last Supper. When the cruel humans of the world wield their forks and knives and ruthlessly "carve" the turkey. Turkeys agree, for this isn't Halloween, this is Thanksgiving! Carving should only comes once a year, and for the turkeys, they would rather carve a pumpkin then carve themselves.

As the day of slaughter approaches, they prepare their friends and family for what is to some. They gather their belongings, bid their friends and family farewell, and wait for what is yet to come.

Turkey rights are currently being fought for by turkeys all around the country. Like one brave soul named 0000000000*, the leading voice for this movement. S/he says, "All turkeys should have their First Amendment right of the right of free speech." S/he then proceeded to cluck the ground around the area of the interview, which, by the way, was a slaughterhouse.

To end this on an informative note, gobbling rates are highest during the duration of time the turkey is on the road, and the time when the turkey notices the car. After that, we have some turkey slices for Sandwiches.

*name has been change in order to protect the innocent

Answer 2

The turkey can gobble all day, but it gobbles the most in the early morning, specifically at day break. They can also gobble right before it gets dark out at night, when they're in their roosting trees.

Answer 3

If this is a riddle, the answer is: when they are most hungry.

~I'm not certain whether males and/or female turkeys make the gobbling sound.

Answer 4

Turkes whistle when they are frightened