You smell like coffee and you might get a sugar rush?
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You can fly under water
You get watery coffee. That's it.
it desolves
It should leave the residue of the coffee behind.
You might smell but that's it. You can still wash in the sink.
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It dissolves
When the molecules of coffee are poured they will move from a low to high level.
If they're coffee bean granules, then no. Only granules of instant coffee will dissolve in water.
You would get stronger coffee. Also note, you can add Kaluha coffee liqueur to your coffee and get even more coffee flavor. That is actually a better recipe than brewing your coffee with coffee rather than water.