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Its really quite a wonderous tail. In the late years of the world dating back to before Jesus came down to boogie with the Jews, there existed a platypus with a skill for spinning. So much in fact, that he garnered the attention of the most famous chef in the world, sir Emirill III (no relation to the Emerill of today, hence the spelling difference). Such magnificint skills led to horrific experimentation, one of which resulted in the use of dough, and the gyration of the platypus resulted in the spinning technique used in Pizza today. So Emirill scribbled down his discovery on the inside of the tomb that would later be the one for Jesus. His deciples found this, and, though this isn't in the Bibile, sold it on Ebay for quite a sum of money to Italy, who then whored it out to the Americans for twice what they payed for it. The end.

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