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OK first and most importantly, DON'T PANIC, this can be a very traumatizing situation for some people.

Next call 911 as soon as possible, sometimes they can track down your cheese but not always.

Once you are sure the police are on the case you should buy a cheese whistle, this will attract any nearby cheese and could possibly find your cheese. (Make sure that you have thoroughly washed your hands before and after touching cheese whistle.)

If you believe al-qaeda is involved call Chuck Norris.

If you believe chuck Norris is involved don't bother hiding, just try to appeal to his merciful side. (he doesn't have one.)

if reptile man is involved sing the reptile man song for three years straight.

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14y ago

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