0
Probably; Bruce Lee got him into grip training, and like all 60+ martial artists who have trained for years he probably has a vice-like handshake by now. You have to admit Norris is pretty fit and in good condition for a 60+ year old; I hope I'm that lucky. I've heard, though I'm unsure, that in recent years he's even started a new family, he has young kids, as well as his older grown-adult son Aaron. [[User:67.148.120.72|67.148.120.72]]stardingdo747
Wiki User
∙ 15y ago
Wiki User
∙ 12y agodon't be stupid about it of course he cant and just because he does karate or is a black belt doesnt mean hes the strongest man in the world next time think of the question before saying it or typing it
Add your answer:
Earn +20 pts
How were giraffes created by Chuck Norris?
He punched a zebra in the chin.
What does Chuck Norris look like?
Chuck Norris is an American actor and martial artist.
What are good Chuck Norris jokes?
LIST OF KNOWN CHUCK NORRIS JOKESJokes with bolded numbers are popular ones.1. Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on because the dark is scared of him!2. Chuck Norris was supposed to die 50 years ago but the Grim Reaper was to scared to take him.3. Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.4. Chuck Norris created his own mother5. Chuck Norris had a heart attack and he won.6. Chuck Norris does not make spelling mistakes, if he spells a word differently the dictionary will correct itself.7. Jesus and Chuck Norris had the same birthday, Chuck Norris doesn't care.8. If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.9. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.10. Chuck Norris got bitten by an extremely poisonous snake, after extreme pain and seizure the snake died.11. Death is afraid of Chuck Norris.12. Chuck Norris made war marry peace.13. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.14. Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, Chuck Norris found it and brought it back.15. Chuck Norris can unscramble and egg.16. Chuck Norris is blind, no one could ever tell because he sees only in the colour of fear and since everything fears Chuck Norris he sees all.17. Chuck Norris gives polygraph machines a lie detector test.18. Chuck Norris can possess the Devil.19. Chuck Norris can look up a number in the phone book that's not listed in the phone book.20. The judges of American idol sing for Chuck Norris.21. Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks cannot get sucked into black holes. Black holes get sucked into Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks.22. Why is health care so expensive? Chuck Norris is sending so many people to the hospital every day.23. When Chuck Norris picks up a Rubix cube, it solves itself out of fear.24. Chuck Norris visits Hell for vacation.25. Chuck Norris can understand women.26. Bushes beat around Chuck Norris.27. Chuck Norris doesn't dance around the question. Questions dance around Chuck Norris.28. Chuck Norris invented pain.29. Chuck Norris's wife gave birth to his own parents.30. Chuck Norris can have it both ways.31. Even the amazing people are saying, "Wow, Chuck Norris is really amazing."32. Chuck Norris tells his mother who she can hang out with.33. Handicap signs aren't for handicap people they're for all the people that meet Chuck Norris.34. When Chuck Norris was born the sun said I quit!35. Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He just accidentally destroys chairs.36. Chuck Norris doesn't need bullet proof vests. Bullet proof vests need Chuck Norris.37. Guns don't shoot at Chuck Norris. Bullets aren't that stupid.38. The invention of the atomic bomb was created when Chuck Norris sneezed into a jar and it blew up only one one thing was left standing, Chuck Norris39. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you with his fist.40. The Boogeyman checks his closet each night for Chuck Norris.Cars were actually invented for a faster way to flee from chuck Norris, but Chuck 41. Norris invented the car wreck.42. Bruce Lee once survived a Round house kick. and then he woke up.43. Black holes cannot escape Chuck Norris.44. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.45. Chuck Norris stared at Medusa - she turned to stone.46. Chuck Norris is so fast that he could run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!47. Chuck Norris dug a drainage ditch near his Arizona cottage - it's now called The Grand Canyon.48.Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.49.Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas - Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.50. Everybody loves Raymond - except Chuck Norris.51. Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat it, too.52. Chuck Norris can call different people by dialing the same number.53. Chuck Norris cuts his toenails with a chain saw.54. Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares it to grow.**55.** Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land. *Laughter*
What is Chuck Norris doing?
Chuck Norris is a/an Actor, martial artist, film producer, screenwriter, air policeman (U.S. Air Force)
What are the release dates for Chuck Connors vs- Chin Ong - 1899 II?
Chuck Connors vs- Chin Ong - 1899 II was released on: USA: July 1899
Does Chuck Norris really have a chin?
No he has a fist
Does Chuck Norris have a fist in beard?
No, he does however have a chin in his beard.
How were giraffes created by Chuck Norris?
He punched a zebra in the chin.
Does Chuck Norris have a chin?
No its just another fist under his beard.
What does Chuck Norris look like?
Chuck Norris is an American actor and martial artist.
What are good Chuck Norris jokes?
LIST OF KNOWN CHUCK NORRIS JOKESJokes with bolded numbers are popular ones.1. Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on because the dark is scared of him!2. Chuck Norris was supposed to die 50 years ago but the Grim Reaper was to scared to take him.3. Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.4. Chuck Norris created his own mother5. Chuck Norris had a heart attack and he won.6. Chuck Norris does not make spelling mistakes, if he spells a word differently the dictionary will correct itself.7. Jesus and Chuck Norris had the same birthday, Chuck Norris doesn't care.8. If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.9. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.10. Chuck Norris got bitten by an extremely poisonous snake, after extreme pain and seizure the snake died.11. Death is afraid of Chuck Norris.12. Chuck Norris made war marry peace.13. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.14. Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, Chuck Norris found it and brought it back.15. Chuck Norris can unscramble and egg.16. Chuck Norris is blind, no one could ever tell because he sees only in the colour of fear and since everything fears Chuck Norris he sees all.17. Chuck Norris gives polygraph machines a lie detector test.18. Chuck Norris can possess the Devil.19. Chuck Norris can look up a number in the phone book that's not listed in the phone book.20. The judges of American idol sing for Chuck Norris.21. Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks cannot get sucked into black holes. Black holes get sucked into Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks.22. Why is health care so expensive? Chuck Norris is sending so many people to the hospital every day.23. When Chuck Norris picks up a Rubix cube, it solves itself out of fear.24. Chuck Norris visits Hell for vacation.25. Chuck Norris can understand women.26. Bushes beat around Chuck Norris.27. Chuck Norris doesn't dance around the question. Questions dance around Chuck Norris.28. Chuck Norris invented pain.29. Chuck Norris's wife gave birth to his own parents.30. Chuck Norris can have it both ways.31. Even the amazing people are saying, "Wow, Chuck Norris is really amazing."32. Chuck Norris tells his mother who she can hang out with.33. Handicap signs aren't for handicap people they're for all the people that meet Chuck Norris.34. When Chuck Norris was born the sun said I quit!35. Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He just accidentally destroys chairs.36. Chuck Norris doesn't need bullet proof vests. Bullet proof vests need Chuck Norris.37. Guns don't shoot at Chuck Norris. Bullets aren't that stupid.38. The invention of the atomic bomb was created when Chuck Norris sneezed into a jar and it blew up only one one thing was left standing, Chuck Norris39. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you with his fist.40. The Boogeyman checks his closet each night for Chuck Norris.Cars were actually invented for a faster way to flee from chuck Norris, but Chuck 41. Norris invented the car wreck.42. Bruce Lee once survived a Round house kick. and then he woke up.43. Black holes cannot escape Chuck Norris.44. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.45. Chuck Norris stared at Medusa - she turned to stone.46. Chuck Norris is so fast that he could run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!47. Chuck Norris dug a drainage ditch near his Arizona cottage - it's now called The Grand Canyon.48.Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.49.Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas - Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.50. Everybody loves Raymond - except Chuck Norris.51. Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat it, too.52. Chuck Norris can call different people by dialing the same number.53. Chuck Norris cuts his toenails with a chain saw.54. Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares it to grow.**55.** Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land. *Laughter*
Who is rafa Reyes spindola?
rafa Reyes spindola is the leader of the cools and is a desendent of Chuck Norris. he is like a marine so like ya. rafa HATES chloe because she is a stalker and no one knows if "IT" is a boy or a girl... or even human?!?!?! rafa is cool! sooooo... like ya. rafa is at arcade middle school. da other co owner of da cools is Nathan. we cool. P.S. Chuck Norris doesn't play god... playing is for children. one day Chuck Norris bottled his pee... today we know it as red bule. Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes... he hits one pin and the other 9 faint. one day Chuck Norris was bitten by a snake... after 3 days of excruciating pain... the snake died. every night the boogy man checks his closet to see if Chuck Norris is there. Chuck Norris doesn't read... he stares at the book until it gives him the information he needs. Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard... he just has an extra fist. chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer... too bad he's never cried! chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice chuck Norris once shot down a German fighting plain by pointing his fingers and saying "Bang" there is no such thing as "tanks"... only chuck Norris's dead skin. (i made that one up.) one time some one told chuck Norris that the round house kick is not the rite way to kik people... this has been recorded by scientests as the worst mistake EVER!!! When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he doesn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close Chuck Norris is suing NBC for their show Law & Order claiming it is the trademarked names of his left and right legs. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you. Chuck Norris' beard is barbed wire soaked in ox blood and held together by the souls of mortals. -rafa Reyes spindola
What is Chuck Norris doing?
Chuck Norris is a/an Actor, martial artist, film producer, screenwriter, air policeman (U.S. Air Force)
What is the best chuck noris joke?
Here are some. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris built the house he was born in. Chuck Norris can win Connect 4 in three moves. Chuck Norris counted to infinity; twice. When Chuck Norris steps in a puddle he doesn't get wet, the puddle gets Chuck Norris'ed. Time waits for no man; except if that man is Chuck Norris. When the Boogieman goes to bed, he checks his wardrobe for Chuck Norris. Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas.
Can you be killed by Chuck Norris's fist chin?
Yes it will kill you. it moves so fast its like a flash of light in the dark. my good friend Eric died from it. he was talking trash and chuck had to put him to rest. but i strongly suggest you do not go any where near him is with kill you with no mercy
What are the release dates for Chuck Connors vs- Chin Ong - 1899 I?
Chuck Connors vs- Chin Ong - 1899 I was released on: USA: July 1899
Are crocodiles ticklish?
Crocodile tongues are extremely sensitive as this sensitivity is what allows the crocodile to trigger its jaws to snap shut in an instant. One drop of sweat is enough to trigger this reaction.
