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Who were the only 5 men to ever defeat Chuck Norris?
no one, return of the dragon was a movie-chuck Norris killed Bruce lee after to prove it. Actually, 5 people defeated Chuck Norris. I only know three, but am searching for the other 2.
What are good Chuck Norris jokes?
LIST OF KNOWN CHUCK NORRIS JOKESJokes with bolded numbers are popular ones.1. Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on because the dark is scared of him!2. Chuck Norris was supposed to die 50 years ago but the Grim Reaper was to scared to take him.3. Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.4. Chuck Norris created his own mother5. Chuck Norris had a heart attack and he won.6. Chuck Norris does not make spelling mistakes, if he spells a word differently the dictionary will correct itself.7. Jesus and Chuck Norris had the same birthday, Chuck Norris doesn't care.8. If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.9. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.10. Chuck Norris got bitten by an extremely poisonous snake, after extreme pain and seizure the snake died.11. Death is afraid of Chuck Norris.12. Chuck Norris made war marry peace.13. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.14. Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, Chuck Norris found it and brought it back.15. Chuck Norris can unscramble and egg.16. Chuck Norris is blind, no one could ever tell because he sees only in the colour of fear and since everything fears Chuck Norris he sees all.17. Chuck Norris gives polygraph machines a lie detector test.18. Chuck Norris can possess the Devil.19. Chuck Norris can look up a number in the phone book that's not listed in the phone book.20. The judges of American idol sing for Chuck Norris.21. Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks cannot get sucked into black holes. Black holes get sucked into Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks.22. Why is health care so expensive? Chuck Norris is sending so many people to the hospital every day.23. When Chuck Norris picks up a Rubix cube, it solves itself out of fear.24. Chuck Norris visits Hell for vacation.25. Chuck Norris can understand women.26. Bushes beat around Chuck Norris.27. Chuck Norris doesn't dance around the question. Questions dance around Chuck Norris.28. Chuck Norris invented pain.29. Chuck Norris's wife gave birth to his own parents.30. Chuck Norris can have it both ways.31. Even the amazing people are saying, "Wow, Chuck Norris is really amazing."32. Chuck Norris tells his mother who she can hang out with.33. Handicap signs aren't for handicap people they're for all the people that meet Chuck Norris.34. When Chuck Norris was born the sun said I quit!35. Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He just accidentally destroys chairs.36. Chuck Norris doesn't need bullet proof vests. Bullet proof vests need Chuck Norris.37. Guns don't shoot at Chuck Norris. Bullets aren't that stupid.38. The invention of the atomic bomb was created when Chuck Norris sneezed into a jar and it blew up only one one thing was left standing, Chuck Norris39. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you with his fist.40. The Boogeyman checks his closet each night for Chuck Norris.Cars were actually invented for a faster way to flee from chuck Norris, but Chuck 41. Norris invented the car wreck.42. Bruce Lee once survived a Round house kick. and then he woke up.43. Black holes cannot escape Chuck Norris.44. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.45. Chuck Norris stared at Medusa - she turned to stone.46. Chuck Norris is so fast that he could run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!47. Chuck Norris dug a drainage ditch near his Arizona cottage - it's now called The Grand Canyon.48.Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.49.Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas - Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.50. Everybody loves Raymond - except Chuck Norris.51. Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat it, too.52. Chuck Norris can call different people by dialing the same number.53. Chuck Norris cuts his toenails with a chain saw.54. Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares it to grow.**55.** Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land. *Laughter*
Does Chuck Norris live in Oklahoma?
No, but he grew up there. His 90-year old just finished her own autobiography about her life and her three boys (including Chuck), and she talks about their life in Oklahoma. Beware of counterfeits! Her official autobiography is titled, "Acts of Kindness: My Story" and is ONLY available through Chuck's official website.
Did Chuck Norris kill Osama bin Laden?
No. Maybe... Yeah. Here's how it all happened: Chuck Norris WAS in fact the special ops team... Chuck Norris surrounded the three escape routes of Bin Laden's hideout (by himself), then spoke flawless Arabic to lure a guard out. When the guard came out, Chuck simply told him to retrieve the rest of the guards inside at once so he could save time. After killing the guards by crushing them with the full size fridge that Chuck Norris had in his rucksack, he simply looked through the window at Bin Laden who was cowering inside. Bin Laden suffered four simultaneous heart attacks before having the fatal brain aneurysm at the sight of Chuck Norris. The End
What can Chuck Norris do?
Six consecutive Middleweight Karate World Championships, due in part to a lightning-fast, powerfully-delivered roundhouse kick. The strength of that kick was measured really high -it's a wonder he never killed anyone in the ring. That is what first brought him to the world's attention.
Which former president had three coins for good luck?
chuck Norris chuck Norris chuck Norris
What are three reasons Russia is more to blame for the Cuban Missile Crisis?
1. Chuck Norris 2. Chuck Norris 3. Chuck Norris
Why was two afraid of three?
Because of Chuck Norris.
What are the three economical benefits for forest ecosystems?
Chuck Norris Chuck Testa Brock Obama
Is chuch Norris real?
Yes, Chuck Norris is a real person... but NEVER and i mean NEVER go into a pitch black room look into a mirror and say "Chuck Norris" three times
How many dicks does it take to pop a pussy?
chuck norris did it in three
What are three weathering agents on earth?
acid fire chuck norris
What three colonies were settled to establish trade?
Japan, Harlem, Chuck Norris
Who is better Luke Large or Chuck Norris?
Luke Large has a beard under his beard but chuck norris has a fist under his beard, Luke Large can finger someone with four fingers while chuck norris can fist three people at ounce, luke large can swim through land while water surrounds chuck norris. So Chuck Norris is better even though luke can wank 3 times in 5 minutes.
What were the three largest markets for American exports of goods in 2007?
chuck Norris biceps
Who is the challenger for the WWE championship?
* Chuck Norris doesn't kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris kills all birds, with two stones. The ones in his pants. * Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi. * Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode. * The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees. * When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken. * Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball. * Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood. * Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times. * The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime. * Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always. * Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off. * Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people. * Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ. * They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
Who were the only 5 men to ever defeat Chuck Norris?
no one, return of the dragon was a movie-chuck Norris killed Bruce lee after to prove it. Actually, 5 people defeated Chuck Norris. I only know three, but am searching for the other 2.
