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Chuck Norris is so hard that the Iraqi army all ran away when we invaded because they watched Delta Force the night before.
Chuck Norris is so hard that apple pays HIM 99 cents every time he downloads a song.
Chuck Norris is so hard that once he did a round house kick that broke the laws of space and went back in time where it knocked out Amelia Earhart and sent her plane crashing into the Pacific. That good enough for you......? He's also so tough that he actually died 17 years ago; death's just to afraid to tell him.
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Who is the only man stringer than Chuck Norris?
The only man stronger than chuck Norris is chuck Norris.
How much Norris would Chuck Norris Norris if Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris would Norris more Norris than any Norris-chucking fool in THIS universe could even DARE to imagine.
Is chuckie stronger than Chuck Norris?
Nothing is stronger than Norris
What are the 8 particles that represent a solid?
1. Chuck norris 2. Chuck norris 3. Chuck norris 4. Chuck norris 5. Chuck norris 6. Chuck norris 7. Chuck norris 8. Something to do with science
What is Chuck Norris's weakness?
Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Weaknesses have Chuck Norris.
Who is tougher Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer?
chuck Norris IS a Vagina
Is there anyone tougher than Chuck Norris?
yes, charlie bush
Who is the only man stringer than Chuck Norris?
The only man stronger than chuck Norris is chuck Norris.
How much Norris would Chuck Norris Norris if Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris would Norris more Norris than any Norris-chucking fool in THIS universe could even DARE to imagine.
Who is faster than Chuck Norris?
chuck norris. The person Chuck Norris just kick possesses a greater trajectory velocity.
Is Chuck Norris cooler than the Rock?
Chuck Norris is way cooler, but it depends how you look at it.
Is chuckie stronger than Chuck Norris?
Nothing is stronger than Norris
What was Chuck Norris's occupation?
Chuck Norris was and is......Chuck Norris
What are the 8 particles that represent a solid?
1. Chuck norris 2. Chuck norris 3. Chuck norris 4. Chuck norris 5. Chuck norris 6. Chuck norris 7. Chuck norris 8. Something to do with science
What is Chuck Norris's weakness?
Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Weaknesses have Chuck Norris.
How does Chuck Norris do the roundhouse kick?
Chuck Norris does the roundhouse kick more effectively than anyone else.
If Chuck Norris had no cookies how many would he have?
Chuck Norris can never have no cookies. It is physically impossible. (Always spell Chuck Norris with a capital C and N) If Chuck Norris were ever to have no cookies, he would still have more than you (or anyone, for that matter.)
