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Cheesy pickup lines are lines that are recycled and used to pick up women that lack effort or tries to hard.
Some would include:
- Can I borrow your phone? I told my mom I'd call her when I met the girl of my dreams.
- Have I died and gone to heaven, because I'm staring at an angel.
- Can you draw me a road map, I'm lost in your eyes.
- If you were a booger, I'd pick you.
- I lost my number can I have yours?
- Your father must own a bakery, because you got some nice buns.
- Do your feet hurt? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.
this may be a few to many but...
P.S. they're not all cheesy
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.Be unique and different, say yes.Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolenSmoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpacesIs there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.Are you an interior decorator? When i saw you the room became beautiful.There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!You look beautiful today, just like every other day.Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!If you were a booger I'd pick you first.Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
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∙ 11y ago
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∙ 12y agoAre you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! 3 0
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! 3 0
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them. 5 0
Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me. 4 0
Do you want to see something swell? 4 0
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP! 7 0
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? 6 0
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples. 2 0
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. 2 0
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family. 5 0
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade. 1 0
My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place. 2 0
No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks? 2 0
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? 6 0
Pardon me, are you in heat?! 2 0
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you? 5 0
So, you're a girl huh? 6 1
Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes. 1 0
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. 2 0
Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats fiv e. 2 0
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case. 1 0
You make my software turn to hardware! 1 0
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Can you draw me a road map I'm lost in your eyes
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∙ 11y agoAre you from Tennessee because you're the only ten I see
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What are chessy pick-up lines?
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a foot long. Hahahahaha
Teen pick up lines?
u shouldn't use pick up lines, but if u really want some here r a couple: did it hurt when you fell from heaven? i thought angles were fake until i met u and my favourite: if u were a student, i would be your math book because you just solved all my problems ( i like that one cuz it makes he or she feel smart helpful and special )
What are the worse pick up lines?
You might get slapped on the face when you deliver this pickup line: "Do you know what has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? [What?] My zipper."
What is a pick-up line?
A pick up line is a term used for a cheesy line a guy says to try and get a girl. For example: Do you come here often?, Do your feet hurt because you've been running through my mind all day?, Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?. These kind of questions tend to repulse women nowadays.
Why did the author pick up the eggs and what did he do with them?
Why did the author pick up the eggs and what did he do with them
why payton need some good pick up lines?
give some good pick up lines
Why are pickup lines called pick up lines?
Quite simply, pickup lines are called that because they are used to "pick up" the girl.
What are some dirty pick up lines?
Gee, thats a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Which websites provide cheesy pick up lines?
There is a web site call joke4us that has a great amount of chessy pick up lines. They have from the sweetest line to the silliest one. Another site is Tumbir. This site has chessy pick up lines for any occasion.
What are the release dates for Great Pick-Up Lines - 2010?
Great Pick-Up Lines - 2010 was released on: USA: 9 August 2010 (internet)
What are the worst pick up lines?
There are many awful pick up lines. An absolutely horrible one is: are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world.
Where can one find corny pick up lines?
Corny pick up lines can be found on websites, social media platforms, and in joke books. You can also hear them in movies, TV shows, or from friends who enjoy sharing cheesy jokes.
What are some ways to hit on a girl?
Just talk and don't be a person your not girls love honesty and NEVER tell pick up lines pickup lines are for the desprate
How do you approach a new woman that you'd like to meet and exactly what to say to start a conversation without pick up lines?
You talk to her without using pick up lines dumb arse.
What are some policy debate pick-up lines?
do you want to go on a field trip in my pants i sure like to be the meat in your sandwich
Where are the vacuum lines located in a 1994 Chevy s-10 pick up truck?
The vacuum lines are on the roof.
Any tips on how to impress a girl when you first meet her?
Don't be cheesy or use bad pick-up lines. A BIG no no in my book. Don't be cheesy or use bad pick-up lines. A BIG no no in my book.
