It would burn your tongue and then it would just go off from the wetness of your salvia. DO NOT TRY THIS!
you die
You Die
you die...
pain
Nothing happens
You can get chemical burns along your throat and stomach if you swallow lye.
You burp bubbles
It depends on how much you swallow. If it is a large amount, you could get diarrhea and/or vomit.
You'll choke and die
Your ink drys out.
go ro the hospital
This too will pass.