immediately overdose on a laxative. the suppositories will then shoot out, like a human pez dispenser.
A suppository is meant to melt inside the rectum after only a half hour or so. After one to three hours, there should be nothing to remove. If there is, perhaps what you inserted was a pill meant to be swallowed, not a suppository to be inserted rectally. Read your medicine's instructions carefully. If you find out that you accidentally inserted a pill rectally, thinking it was a suppository, do not swallow it. Discard it and swallow an unused one or contact your pharmacist or physician for another one if you only had one.
You Die
you die
you die...
pain
Nothing happens
Smoke, snort, swallow, inject, & suppository
You can get chemical burns along your throat and stomach if you swallow lye.
You burp bubbles
It depends on how much you swallow. If it is a large amount, you could get diarrhea and/or vomit.
Mold grows in your tummy
This too will pass.