What will happen if I threw a Molotov Cocktail into your bedroom while you were sleeping in it?

Answer 1

Well it really depends on which type of bed you have, for example if you have a bed with C4 strapped to it, throwing a Molotov Cocktail onto it wil cause a spontaneous catastrophic chain reaction, basically destroying anything within it's vicinity. For more information please contact Jihad Warlord Abdulah Makarious, who is first in command of the CRP regime in alqaeda's second suicide squad division. He is aslo well known as the premier league champion in Camel Racing and camel rapeing in Iraq. His prized camel is named George. He aslo enjoys camel fetish and camel orgies on his bed, which as C4 embedded in the lining. If you want more information on Jihad Warlord Abdulah Makarious please read his biography in the next passage. I was born in Egypt. I love to ride camels. My best friend is George, we met in primary school, he was the smartest in my class. George has two front legs and two back legs, he has yellow fur. I wish I had yellow fur. George can go for a long time without water, we often have competitions, I always lose. In the desert George rides me around, we go every where. When I'm tired there will always be a cactus around for me to drink, cactus is my favorite fruit. I raped George and now he dosen't like me any more.