What do Australian people do with their penis?

Answer 1

We autralian people have a lot down here to do with and to our penises, which we like to call our old fellas.

First, not all Australians have old fellas, some Australians are women, or sheilas. They have what we call in Australia 'flaps'. See these flaps are real good to our old fellas, and for some reason the old fellas like to spew up in them flaps. Its called rootin. We also have sheep down here with flaps and the bloke sheep have dry flaps. When we go to prison, or gaol, we blokes get dry flaps too. But I reckon that's the way it is in any country whether its America, England or Asia, unless your some poofo country where you don't get some tougher bloke giving you a bit of a dry root.. Sometimes the sheilas cant be bothered and don't use their flaps but use their mouths instead. Struth, sometimes I wish me missus couldn't be bothered all the time, cos its bloody great when you've got a tinnie in your hand and your watching the footy and the missus is downstairs cleaning the old fella. See, a missus is a sheila but she belongs to you. Awesome to get yer eyes of the footy to watch your old fella blow chunks on the missus. Sometime we wank our old fellas too, when the missus goes out with her mates to the pokies, and usually its to a picture of Kerri Anne Kennerly. I reckon she'd be bloody beut at giving the old fella a shining. You wouldn't be able to look at a sheep again if you had quality like Kerri Anne.