Y'know, I've been a professional vampire for more than 300 years and I've seen so many changes, but life just isn't that great for the undead anymore. I moved to Australia when global warming caused tremendous devastation to my beloved home in Romania. I live in Melbourne now because I enjoy the fickle weather and the occasional latte on Lygon Street with my Mocha swilling compradres, but the prices! Just this morning I had to go to the supermarket. I know what you're thinking... why on Earth would a vampire need to go to the supermarket? What, you think my dog is a vampire too? Nah. Trixie is just a normal puppy, so I need to buy dog food. So off to the Safeway I go. Safeway! They changed the name to Woolworths now and I get all confused. C'mon, I'm old! Leave the Safeway alone. I have to use the tram to get there. The tram I said! In the old days I would have just changed myself into a bat and flown to the supermarket, but these days the skies are so crowded, full of planes and why would I want to go splat on a 747 landing at Tullamarine? I can't even get my driving license. What would they say when they looked at my birth certificate and saw I was born in 1710? They'd say, hang on a sec, that chick is a vampire! Stake her! So by tram I travel. I can't even get the seniors transport concession card for the same reason. It costs me $3.80 to go the Safeway! Then, I get to the supermarket and I can't even enter, because just as my reflection doesn't show up in a mirror, neither does it register on the infra-red camera thingy that opens the automatic door, so I have to stand there, looking pathetic, until someone else enters and sneak in behind them. And what sight am I greeted with, right by the doors as I enter? The vegetable section. Row upon row of GARLIC. I'm allergic to garlic! It gives me hives and I sneeze all over the place. Then there are mirrors everywhere, and all the shoppers notice that I have no reflection and they start throwing garlic at me! It's so humiliating.
Perhaps I should move to New Zealand.
"How many Italians live in Australia?""How many Italians live in Australia?"
He lived in Ireland but moved to Australia
Melbourne or Sydney.
Australia
It really dosent matter. If you wish to be sterotypical then vampires would wear gothic or dark stylish clothing. However in Twilight, the Cullens wore normal but expensive clothing. Vampires wear what they feel like wearing, just like me and you.
Vampires don't exist.
Vampires can live anywhere! :)
No, vampires do not live in America as they do not exist.
Vampires do not live, they are reanimated corpses.
there NOT REAL
Vampires can live anywhere.
THEY DON'T EXIST. Vampires are immortal, meaning they can live forever. that is unless they are gruesomely attacked by a fellow vampire. Others believe you can burn them and they would die.
yes , vampires live between humans
Vampires are mythical creatures used in stories purely for entertainment value. While there are people who would like for others to believe that vampires are real, they are in fact not. Vampires are make believe.
800 years but vampires live longer
Fortunately, we have not vampires in Romania !
No. Vampires do not exist, idiot.