A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"
Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?"
Student: "OK. So I'd like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my marks as it is. If you can't give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A".
Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what's the question?"
Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "
The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark into an "A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.
The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can't get the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "
To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the students immediately raise their hands.
"All right" says the professor and asks his favorite student to answer
"It's quite easy, sir" says the student "You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And your wife's lover failed his exam but you've just given him an "A", which is neither legal, nor logical."
A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old
professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"
Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor,
would I?"
Student: "OK. So I'd like to ask you a question. If you can give me the
correct answer, I will accept my marks as it is. If you can't give me the
correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A".
Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what's the question?"
Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither
logical nor legal? "
The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer.
Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark into an "A" as
agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.
The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon,
but still can't get the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his
brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to
answer: *"What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither
logical nor legal? " *
To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the students
immediately raise their hands.
"All right" says the professor and asks his favourite student to answer
"It's quite easy, sir" says the student "You see, you are 75 years old and
married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife
has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And your wife's
lover failed his exam but you've just given him an "A", which is neither
legal, nor logical."
Nor would be used in cases where both adjectives were false (i.e. "It is neither green nor blue"), and or would be used in cases where one of the adjectives was true and the other was false (i.e. "It is either green or blue").
The law of conversation is energy can neither be created nor destroy, there is a fixed amount of energy presented in different forms that can change types but doesn't go away.
In a legal sense, a case management conference is called by a judge with the attorneys who have cases scheduled before his court so that he can manage his docket. These are generally informal meetings and an attorney may be excused from attending them with proper notification to the judge. The defendant is neither required nor expected to attend these 'case management calls.'
Missouri does not have existing laws nor procedures for the emancipation of minors. The legal age of majority for the state is 18.
Fortune Magazine - Fatherless Families & Crime "Ominously, the most reliable predictor of crime is neither poverty nor race but growing up fatherless." see links
It is neither legal nor possible.
Neither, then nor; eg neither Jack nor John can ski.
Betting websites are neither legal nor illegal since there is no mention of Online Gambling in the Public Gambling act of 1867.
No, neither the state nor any city or county has a domestic partnership registry.
No, neither the state nor any city or county has a domestic partnership registry.
No, neither the state, nor any city or county in Oklahoma maintains a domestic partnership registry.
No, neither the state nor any city or county has a domestic partnership registry.
No, attempting to do so would be neither legal nor safe.
It is neither nor and either or. So, in a sentence, "he is neither funny, nor smart"
No, neither the state, nor any city or county in Virginia maintains a domestic partnership registry.
We use neither nor when we have to say two things that have not happened. Like neither me nor my friend was allowed to take the ride.
yes....Neither I nor him, knew she was capable of such